Five o’clock was approaching fast and as an instinct he impatiently
looked outside from his fifth floor office window at a security guard frisking
random men and women coming into the building. Maybe it afforded him a sense of
security against the Al Shabab, he thought, but then again with James McCormic’s
golf ball detectors being used as bomb detectors he might as well just leave life
to chance, those noisy toys cannot detect nothing. He lit up at the sight of
one security guard running around a vehicle with a mirror who could not
probably tell the difference between a bomb and all the metal parts beneath the
car, and he didn’t even check the boot, that could be a better hiding place,
and what would he even do if there was a bomb, run perhaps. There was a time,
when a door was a just a papyrus reed mat drawn over the door like the stone at
Jesus tomb his uncle had once said to him. Now we need metal detectors that do
not work, security guards who are clueless and more probable of flight than
fight, governments that are more likely to kill us than protect us and locks
that are more likely to be breached so that we can buy the new improved lock,
he thought to himself pleased by the thoughtfulness of his analogy.
He looked back at the time, it had not moved, neither had
the work he was supposed to do. He crumpled up the papers and decided snugly
that he would work from home which he knew so well was an impossible feat
considering all the hustle it would take to get home. He carried the work
anyway and opened a face book page on his work PC to kill the time. All of his
virtual friends were on Facebook incidentally, updating nonentities probably
all of them killing time like him waiting for the five o’clock magical hour.
He had watched a series about the 8 to 5 idea, credited for America’s
great industrialization that saw Clock punching seen as an efficient maximum
input, minimum cost way of achieving maximum production. With over half of the
city workers on Facebook all afternoons waiting to punch the clock at 5 without
necessarily making input to productivity, the idea seemed delusional, he
thought.
He looked again at the time and saw the magic of number
five. He sprang up to action. Packed everything in a hurry and darted out of
office. He flushed feigned courtesy around of how he hoped to see every
pitiable face in the office the next day while wishing it was a Friday so he
could avoid their communal miserable eight to five wait.
He poured out of the office like children after the school
bell rings. Millions of people, thousands of cars all into one small city
headed home in one impossible rush all at five o’clock like a penchant for the
effectiveness of the eight to five ‘clock punching’ American industrial age
system.
***
She had left her office earlier than usual, she was not a
fan of the constantly clogged transport arrangement that all employed people
had to face. Probably that was why she had chosen to be self employed. But all
the rosy pictures of mama mbogas smiling from billboards sponsored by banks
proclaiming the glory of small business told half the story. In fact she was
avoiding the owner of the tiny office she had rented and had not serviced her
loan in two months. She wore a worried frown that perfectly made her gel into the
worried lot that was always walking along the city streets. Today she had
decided to take a train, it would be faster but she had to go early and secure
a seat.
She walked past a stack of books and stopped to get one to
pass the time reading on the train or on the jam the next morning. ‘Rich Dad...’
‘How to succeed...’ ‘Believing in a better you…’ ‘Breaking the limits…’ she
could not choose from the array of borrowed philosophy bundled in quick fix
inspirational literature. Aaah, she saw something about costs. She has been struggling
with that. Or should she take the one on a more efficient management, or
getting the best out of the employees, or the God ones that always had the best
solutions without actually offering any solutions. She bought the one with
something about a purpose in her life, just next to the one on ‘The Pursuit of
Happiness’.
She took her copy and paid the hawker who was eagle eyeing
the City council askaris, a problem he could not find solution to in his many
wise merchandise. She joined back the flows of millions rushing out of
employment at five o’clock as if the rush would magically reward them with reaching
home as early.
The traffic policeman was waving traffic at the railway station
round-about gesticulating contradictory instructions to the traffic lights. The
crowd she was with, flew into frenzy when he ordered the cars to his right to
stop while the traffic lights gave them a go. A wild porter from the opposite side
rushed towards them with his metal wheel burrow like carrier. They all flew to
let him pass save for a slow oldish man. The porter halted angrily in his
tracks, shouting at the man to be watchful, holding the oldish man in the same
contempt as she was for slowing her by walking in front of her like he had all
the time in the world. The oldish man moved to the side ungrudgingly dragging
his lame leg that was the cause for his inability to keep up. She walked away
guiltily as did the porter whispering sorry inwardly with the fear of a similar
affliction rather than to purge the contempt they held him. She half trotted,
half ran to get a seat at the train station.
***
He had ran all the way to the train and for the first time
this week he had caught a seat. He settled at a green coach adjacent to a brown
one that was more of rust than intentional colouring. He flapped the edge of
his shirt for some cold air as sweat stung his armpits. He would buy that nivea
stress sweating they keep advertising on TV but would it stop the stinging
sweat from all the running to catch the train, he thought to himself.
‘Brayo,’ she called out, ‘is this really you?’ He turned and was looking at
Njeri, they had been at school together.
She had always thought he would make a good Managing editor
at a big Newsgroup, probably international one back at college. He was sure she
would have been a CEO herself probably of a company of her own.
‘What, Njeri? How have you been?’ he asked her knowing she
was not that big CEO after all, why would any successful person take a train to
Eastland’s instead of joining the motorcade towards Westland’s.
‘Am good,” she lied acknowledging that he was not that
successful either. She asked what he was doing.
He was employed at a firm in upper hill, a well paying job
that was growing and opening up. He was doing well. He lied, he was at a
contract in his current job that paid little and worked the hell out of him, and
he hated his job and pitiable life all together.
She countered that she had her own business, self employed,
she said with an air. Her company was also expanding rapidly, she added handing
him a business card with the title of executive which was perhaps the only good
thing about her business that was running to losses, hardly got jobs and
hounded by loans.
And as the train left the station at 5450 ft above sea
level, Nairobi stooped from the tall skyscrapers, knelt at the lanky down town
and lay low at the sprawling slum that shrunk away to Eastland’s like the lie
they had to live each day, in the pursuit of happiness.